Toast tits

Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.

More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)

Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.

Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.

Girl Quonteesha look like she finna flop out one of them toast tits, I don't want no herpes!

by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016

Molly milk toast

A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.

I’d invite her but she’s so Molly Milk Toast and would bring the groups average down.

by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024

Toasted

Under the influence of Marijuana

Dude I was so Toasted last night

by Mupreme June 15, 2017

Toasted SouthWestern

Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

Also called SouthWestern Toast

1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.

2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some some Toasted Western.

by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014

Toasted

Inverse of roasted

When you compliment someone you are toasting them.
You can get into extreme toast sessions where many people toast a single person.

Guy 1: Hey girl, you're beautiful.
Guy 2: *from distance* OOHH YOU JUST GOT TOASTED!
Girl: Thanks! :) ♥ ...lets date.

by BrandonLegend October 5, 2016

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

Barf on Toast

A description of something that is GAWD_AWFUL & Vomit Inducing.

"Did you see that real ugly PINK Polka Dot dress hanging on the rack at Holts?? Who'd buy it? It's utterly Barf on Toast!"

by WitchyPOO April 7, 2004