Fire Hydranting

Squirting on end for hours and hours and splashing all over the place.

Becky found a new man who made her get to fire hydranting.

by 307Badger March 28, 2022

Prime Hydration

Shitty ass drink kids overprice and sell at school to make a profit but get it stolen every other day.

Tommy: Yo u want some Prime Hydration?
Kid: Yeah, how much
Tommy: $5
Kid: Suck my balls for $5

by hockeysticks_upmyass November 3, 2022

claw hydrating

Stealing alcohol to get drunk

Will be hanged for Claw Hydrating

by PhillupMcCrouch January 17, 2023

Prime Hydration

Delicious Yummy Hydration Bussin Drink

Drink The Enslaved Moisture Prime Hydration

by Enb847 March 8, 2023

Stay Hydrated

Me.

Stay Hydrated is the coolest person ever.

by InterestedGuy May 27, 2024

Difficult Hydra

A stupid person who cannot breed. Bound to a wheelchair, this person will be forever trapped with pizza sauce on their chin; talking to underage children online.

DifficultHydra: just commissioned my 800th furry piece, i’m in debt by $900

Someone: ok nerd, but you work at target so it’s fine! You’re a Difficult Hydra!

by nediahlover42 January 2, 2025

Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.

Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025