Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by anonymous May 15, 2023

hate holds

Less pleasant version of 'love handles'

While Ming the Merciless referred to them as love handles, his concubines felt they were more like hate holds.

by joshofbass October 29, 2011

Hold my fingers

Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.

Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”

by Itsyouwhome January 24, 2021

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

holding up fours

holding up fours means that you are very hot

the person holding up fours over there is hella hot

by so silly0000 August 15, 2022

Holding

The art of not looking at the charts every other second

"i'm holding $michi , didn't even check the chart today"

by @belac April 20, 2024

hold it dung

''hold it dung'' means that someone needs to relax, or they need to calm down.

''The vibes were getting tense, so I stepped in and told everyone to hold it dung.''

by Laila Whitehead-Gaines September 13, 2025