Ham-and-egger

A real basic bitch. One with not much going for them.

Man, Bianca from the gym is a real ham-and-egger...

by J-douggy July 23, 2016

Bro-ham

synonymous with "himbo"
a hammy bro with ham for brains but very cordial and attractive. A non-threatening being. Can be substituted for househusband.

He gave me bro-ham vibes

by LM1211 December 23, 2020

smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

by brian_n_ks January 23, 2009

ham it up

same as give it up

Ham it up, my damies.

by tanukisanyo June 10, 2005

Steamed Hams

Thicc thighs in yoga pants that are hot hot and moist.

At the gym
Bro 1: "Yoga class is about to let out"
Bro 2: "Let's go see some steamed hams"

by Slick Thicc March 28, 2020

Ham MEATer

A measurement system for how unstoppable and amazing something is in any type of sport or competition setting.
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL

-"did u see that spike! thats a HAM on the HAM MEATer!"

-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"

by V-Squad vb October 7, 2010

Ham Dawg

The state of being after consuming excessive amounts of alcohol.

When at a party, if a moderator (one who gets the attention of an audience) yells "Who's Ham Dawg!?!" Then the proper response from the audience is for all members to throw both hands in the air and scream "YEAAA!!!" until they run out of breath.

by Koopa_Troopa August 5, 2010