hairy otter

A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)

Hairy Otter is the best!!!

by *blink blink* April 04, 2021

Hairy Skinny Jeans

jeans so short that pubic hair is hanging out

holy shit i can see her pubic hair

she is wearing hairy skinny jeans

by covey95 June 02, 2009

Hairy Stylz

The act of combing a random guys pubes. Whilst sitting on a 18 inch rubber fist and lip syncing shitty one direction songs.

Excuse me good sir, may I have a turn quaffing your pubes? Hold on, let me sit this down right here. And oooh oooh love is music girl. I want to smell your squirrel. One direction up my love cave. My heart your gonna save. Ooh oooh yeah girl. Hairy Stylz you touch baby dicks, and sing like a chick thats really sick.

by ThrashRipRock October 10, 2020

Hairy eccles

Balls of toilet tissue that stick to the hairs of your rectum after wiping your bum after a poo

Look at his hairy eccles

by Nobbycar May 18, 2021

Hairy schlong

Aka hairy penis

U say to your mom u have a hairy schlong

by eli360098 June 04, 2018

Hairy Iguana

Rubbing your penis in a woman's pubic hair so that it looks like it it covered in hair

The girl had so much bush it made for a great hairy iguana

by BluEle October 05, 2009

hairy piccolo

Non-explicit term for penis

as in 'she was playing a fine tune on my hairy piccolo'

by Frodo79 February 20, 2014