Short Hills

The fakest town in America, everyone here is the same: boring, rich, stuck-up, snobby, and overall asshole. Filled with more posers than an Avril Lavigne concert. People claim to be "ghetto" but never even laid eyes on a black person. The kids have never heard of a thing called "getting a job" so their parents buy everything for them. The town along with Millburn is mostly filled with assholes, dirtbags and japs. And yea there are more jews than Israel here. 3 maybe 4 black people live there. I've taken shits with more personality than anyone in Short Hills. Being poor is considered driving a car under 20K, living in a 2 story house and not being able to afford the latest 100 dollar pair of jeans at abercrombie. The parents spoil their kids like priests prey on little boys...ALOT. The school system is good, yet everyone is a drug addict(when I went there at least.) People usually go in the woods to smoke weed during lunch. The typical attire with a typical dipshit at Millburn High School was this: Stupid yellow striped polo shirt, sandals with socks(who the fuck does that, why wear sandals with socks, that's the whole point of sandals) and $100 jeans. The kids drive nicer cars than the teachers could ever imagine. I remember this one stoner guy in my class, he got into his car high and drove into a building and died. That was the happiest day of my life. It's just one less shit eater on the road to worry about. It's like MTV bought a lot of New Jersey and built a town.

I used to live in Short Hills/Millburn. Thank god I moved. I once got a $25 ticket for parking out on the street when visiting someone overnight. What the hell? Where the fuck do you want me to park? The driveway was fucking full. Though I didn't pay it and never plan to, I can say one thing. Suck my pasty white, flabby, lard-filled, hairy, dimpled ass. I will never go back to that town.

Synonyms: Millburn, Hot Topic, Bullshit, unoriginal.

Antonyms: anything else.

by David Guissarri August 6, 2006

Hitler

A guy who has had the misfortune to either be born with one testicle, or has had one gonad removed at some point in his life due to illness, accident, surgery or another tragic reason.
It is widely believed that Adolf Hitler himself was someone who possessed a solo bollock. Hence the song: "Hitler has only got one ball; the other is in the Royal Albert Hall . . ."

Matt: Do you fancy coming round to mine tonight, I'm going have a barbeque, seeing as the weather is nice?

Pecket: Sure,sounds good, who else is going to be there?

Matt: Well only Gled so far, but I've yet to ring round everyone else.

Pecket: Hitlers coming?

Matt: Who's Hitler?

Pecket: Gled's called Hitler, cos he only has one bollock!

Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha silly Pecket!

by Monkeymania October 27, 2008

Hitler

You.

Man, you are LITERALLY Hitler.

by DaddyKink229 May 22, 2018

hitler brow

the act of growing a unibrow and then shaving off where the normal eyebrows would be, leaving a little patch between your eyes, hence, the hitler brow

Buddy 1: DUDE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE!?!?!?!?!?

Buddy 2: Relax man, everyones rocking the hitler brow nowadays

by steamed vegtables March 20, 2011

Hitler

The man who only wanted "blonde hair and blue eyes to rule the world", but had brown hair and brown eyes himself.

"Oh, let's go kill all the non-clean people of Europe! Wait... Hitler is in that category..... GET EM!

by Ploopy42 May 11, 2018

Hitlerian

The state of having Hitler-like views or beliefs.

Congress questioned the president on his Hitlerian policies.

by frr_vegeta April 25, 2004

Adolf Hitler

An excuse to say why you are mad

Your brother: What's wrong
You: Adolf Hitler killed someone

by aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 4, 2018