Guantanamo

The loveliest boy you will ever meet. He is kind, passionate and caring. He will love you forever.

Guy 1: Hi man!
Guy 2: I love you!
Guy 1: Aww! You seem like a Guantanamo to me!
Guy 2: That's so nice!

by Wizodin April 12, 2020

guatapoocha

A slang for yetusfetus

I just guatapoocha him

by Wichapoocha gang May 20, 2020

Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020

Guitar hero

When a person is rubbing a girls clit vigorously to make her cum during sexy times.

He went guitar hero mode on her clit.

by 2shotsin September 11, 2020

Guitar solo

When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand

My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo

by longrod79 September 12, 2020

Guantanamo Bay

When a girl sits on your face while on her period (or squirting).

Dude I got a Guantanamo Bay from Kelly last night!

Was it torture?

Depends. I’m more of a mouth half full kind of guy.

by Hairtietime September 12, 2020

guitarengineer

big dick energy

guitarengineer has a massive chode

by minddrummer September 28, 2020