natural grounding

A placebo technique that is supposed to turn men into women magnets.

Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.

Dude, I have been doing natural grounding for two years and women are still not attracted to me. What to do?

Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....

I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!

by The modern guru buster December 24, 2010

grouse

great!
best fkn thing ever

mann that chicks hair is freakin grouse!

by laurenJIZZFACE May 28, 2007

you just sank my boner to the ground

Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.

.....
Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!

by Urban_Fellow June 28, 2006

groupie

The untalented who follow the talented around, to try and get some talent rubbed off unto their dull, talentless shoulders.

Why the hell would you be a groupie?! Be a roadie instead, you get to handle all the neat guitars, set up lights and tech stuff, and if you *accidentally* get to sleep with one of the bandmates, people won't call you a slut, they'll just say you're friends with benefits....goddamn stereotypes...

by stray September 14, 2004

Ground pound

A popular video game manuver, involving slamming one's ass into the floor. Also called the butt-bounce

With the thruster pack, Ratchet can do a ground pound.

by Blaster 2.5 May 11, 2006

SUMMIT...8th floor , 6th floor, and their groupies

Summit...a dorm hall for the elite group of West Virginia University Students. When we say elite, we mean the most raging acholics and pot heads in morgantown. We even have groupies from other floors and dorms that could only wish they were lucky enough to live on the 8th or 6th floor. Classes never get in the way of our extracurricular activies AKA partyin. The 8th floor girls have formed their own sorority on campus called TTK (Tappa Tappa Kegga). We roll deep and take over Shooters everytime we go out. We know every bar owner, shot girl, bartenders and bouncer working in Morgantown. Everyother girl works at one of Motown's bars. Bedtime is when the sun comes up and waking up to the sunset is a normal day.

ONE LOVE

" I dont remember but i think we had fun!"

Bianca: KT if you are my best friend roll down the life science hill with me (as its raining and it all covered in mudddd!)
Katie: OOOKAY!


Mary: Katie do you remember last night?
Katie: No, but did it look like i was having fun?
Mary: YES


Cory: I'll Choke a BITCH

girls theme song: I am gonna hate myself in the morning but i am gonna love you tonight

Cory: (as a car runs in the back of his car in the Mickey Dee's drive thru and cory gets out...) ITS OOOOOOOOKAY i am way tooo drunk to be driving i will not call the cops! (hair flip)

Shannon: give me my gatorade or i will kill you (a daily bitch when waking up)

by Bankaa and KT plus T-ROC March 2, 2005

Your Grounded

The dreded words out of a parents mouth.

The porcess -
1.Parents Make up some BS thing.
2.Big argument
3:YOUR GROUNDED!!!!11oenoneelevetyone

by Woot October 7, 2003