gloschner

A bonafide gooner that glosches their ner. They’re a certified freak, seven days a week, always yankin they shit.

Person 1: What’s up gloschner
Person 2: Cracker what did you just call me

Person 1: Lemme lick your anus

by Glumba Lick April 29, 2024

Gooch King

A gooch king is a person that loves the gooch and thrives for the gooch

“Kb is a gooch king and a munting demon”

by LeGooch syndrome May 5, 2024

Gobschlop

When a person gives head with teeth in a way that the skin starts burning to increase the orgasm

A guy i knew got some fire gobschlop. He was never seen again...

by The legend of gobschlop May 8, 2024

gooch

Gooch is the area in between the sack and your butt. Sometimes a lot of people get really sweaty there.

My gooch hurts like crazy

by norrikane May 14, 2024

Gooched

If the root Gooch is the feminine version of taint then if ones logic were to be tainted. Or let's say a man were to be pussy whipped, where his logic were to be tainted by a ferocious lioness of a gal then one could say he hath been GOOCHED.

Brain- "Man that girl Veronica, really got our boy Max pussy whipped over here. Like his reality is tainted by this chick."

Thomas - " yea my dudes really GOOCHED over there"

by Mothbby226 May 20, 2024

Gooch Caboose

The act of you and your best bro scissoring your taints, while holding your nut sacks so as to not cross the threshold of gay.

"Hey bro, are you ready to run the gooch caboose later tonight?"
"Yeah bro, I'll bring the nut butter!"

by Prince ChrisP May 20, 2024

goochlicker

for a man to inquire about the taste of a womans gooch (area above the asshole, and below the vagina) in a non-sexual way.

amy: wow!, alex sure is a good goochlicker!

by lil clitgobbler May 29, 2024