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Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.
He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.
by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016
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goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.
Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??
by deezest March 27, 2024
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Gooning

Gooning means achieving the trance-like blissful state while masturbating or masturbating meditatively.
Ive been gooning for 3 weeks straight, im bouta bust.
by dennis teni March 28, 2024
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tafari gooning

tafari gooning and munting while planning to go iglooing with friends later
by goon maxer November 21, 2024
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ego gooning

Gooning to oneself, ones self image, or something of ones character.
Bro I'm mad ego gooning atm I went crazy over how fire I am bro im such a long atm
by anonymous January 2, 2024
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Gooning

When a man becomes so horny they become retarded and will do anything for nut.
Cameron was gooning so hard he paid for a live video on redgif and was scammed out of $10,000
by Quadfather666 December 6, 2025
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Spunk Gooning

When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it
Me and my cellmate got caught Spunk Gooning last night in prison.
by d1boogering May 6, 2025
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