grundelfy

To make the day complete; to eat at the Harris/Millis cafeteria at the University of Vermont (aka

"Should we grundelfy the day?" said Zak, upon returning to campus.

by Liam December 17, 2003

Groundhogs Day

Annual day of rest and/or leisure for all criminal occupations. Observed February 2nd, celebrations often involve use of cannibis and/or alcohol.

"I'm just chillin' like a villian on groundhogs day."

by bobcatbobcat May 19, 2009

grundelwolf

The hair in the space between a mans anus and testicles.

Orville never learned proper grooming; his grundelwolf is getting out of control.

by cristin March 11, 2004

grundel grab

The act of a lazy masturbator, where the fondler compresses the chode area in order to divert his semen load into various, undiscovered body chambers, eliminating the need for clean up. The fate of the fluids remains undiscovered, but some scientists propose a link between grundle grabbing and chronic bad breath.

Kastura explained that his grundel grabbing was only a problem if he became violent or started missing work on a regular basis because of it.

by Ryan Ross July 29, 2008

natural grounding

A placebo technique that is supposed to turn men into women magnets.

Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.

Dude, I have been doing natural grounding for two years and women are still not attracted to me. What to do?

Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....

I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!

by The modern guru buster December 24, 2010

Grundle King

1. A guy who pulls a lot of box. (see grundle)
2. The villain in My Little Pony cartoons.

by Iz Markie June 3, 2003

grundle munch

one who munches a grundle

lock the door grundle munch

by spidey2009 September 10, 2006