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dirty flip flops faggot

A gay homosexual who wears flip flip flops.
What's with those flip flops you dirty flip flops faggot? You wear those when you jerk off or something?
by de-pube April 10, 2022
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The phrase is used as advice for impatient drivers (usually impatient, incompetant yuppy sorts in overly expensive cars) who hesitate when a much slower car approaches the intersection (usually driven by an old fart with a handicapped sign on the mirror). If the yuppy waits, he will inevitably be trapped behind the slow old fart for a long time. Thus the advice, "first cut them off, then flip them off" intended to not only offend the other driver by cutting them off, but also to infuriate them by giving them "the bird" immediately thereafter. A totally un-called-for move which is very hilarious, it is also summed up by the phrase, "those who hesitate, wait". Either phrase perhaps best summarizes the attitude of extreme, offensive driving- skills not taught in your average Driver's Ed Class.
"Frank slowed down at the intersection, but when he saw that handicapped sign on the approaching car in the cross traffic, he gunned it without stopping. As the tires squealed around the corner, he rolled the window down and flipped off the cross traffic. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he replied, "first cut them off, then flip them off". Man, Frank is an asshole!"
by Frank Klaune November 11, 2004
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emo hair flip

When your life sucks so much that the only thing you can do is flip your hair.

Done by having your bangs in your face, and turning your head to the side and up until your bangs are no longer obstructing your vision.
John: God! My life sucks! I have to do an emo hair flip! *flips hair*
by theshadowillusionist February 19, 2009
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smack it up, flip it, rub it down

1) A presumably advanced sexual technique refined by latter-day philosophers Bell Biv DeVoe (q.v.).

2) Also used as a taunt during competitions after a display of significant success.
1) "Move to the Jacuzzi, ooo, that booty
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!"
~Bell Biv DeVoe

2) Player One: "I can't believe you just ran that 83 yards for a TD! WTF!?"
Player Two spikes ball: "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, OH NO!"
by RotSman April 19, 2008
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porn flip

when a girl is sucking away on your jimmy, and flips her hair out of the way for the camera to see as is she was in a porno
jane gets a lot of practice at the porn flip
by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004
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Dick flip

when one flips the skateboard with their dick. Than lands and rides away.

How to perform.
Step 1: flip board with dick
Step 2: put dick back in pants mid air
Step 3: land and ride away
Dude i just totally dick flipped the five stair!
by flex mister flex August 26, 2010
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wall flip

A trick where you face a wall, jog towards it, and take one or two (SOMETIMES more) steps on (up) the wall and execute a backflip off of it and land facing the wall. Attention getter (GUARANTEED to impress the ladies; this move alone could prolly get you some pussy). It's WAYYY easier than it looks because you're only doing 3/4 of a backflip. Go try it!
Wow! That boy looks like a ninja doin them wall flips!
by abc April 6, 2005
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