Flamingo

To be caught in limbo -- standing on one foot waiting to see what will happen next.

I'm waiting on five potential job offers, I don't know where I'll be living next month, I don't know if my girlfriend will move if I do -- my whole life is flamingo!

by Dr. Bubba August 2, 2011

The Flaming Turtle

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and mid-way through his penis decides to roll back into his body and form a vagina. Then the woman proceeds to put on a strap-on penis and fucks him in the vagina. She stretches his penis from the inside and when it comes back out it is very red and fat. The man then choke fucks her in the mouth until he climaxes and when he does he pushes her head so far on his dick that cum shoots out of her nose and maybe her eye.

I was at my grandma's house and we were drinking tea while watching the news. I looked at her and said, "Hey Grandma." and she replied, "Yes?". "Do you want to do the flaming turtle?". She immediately bent over and sucked me off.

by quasdn December 22, 2016

Flaming Donkey Punch (FDP)

The mascot of 11G 2002-03.

That FDP shirt is awesome!

by Dirt McGurt February 18, 2004

flamingos

Person who eats Flaming Hot flavored Cheetos (normally at work).

You are nothing but a flamingos!

by Omar September 29, 2003

Flamingeo

A Person With Bright Red Or Pink Hair Who Looks Like A Lesbian And Licks Minge On A Regular.

Kaysie: Errr Look At That Girl!
Yasmin: Who? Ellie The Lesbian?
Kaysie: Yeah What A Total Flamingeo!

by yasiminge. June 12, 2011

flaming ass jocky

a very flamboyant homosexual that frequently runs through more mens assholes then a jocky runs laps during preakness.

TABBY: dude, did you see that guy wearing a skirt and rainbow suspenders?

BRYAN: yea he is a flaming ass jocky

by bryan sheets January 5, 2008

flaming assbang

One who has achieved the status of being an ultimate douchbag. This person does not know how to cuss, engage in physical combat, or know how to approach the opposite sex. A person who has been called this name should have their testicles removed surgically.

Man, Ryan seriously is a flaming assbang. I'm gonna remove his nuts while he sleeps.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008