One of the best countrys in the world, that everybody hates for some reason.
1) rains, not all the time, just most the time.
2) you dont know what your dentist is saying, because there usually from russia or bloody ukraine.
3) unfortunatly home to the chav.
4) inventors of football
5) England, full of tough people
6) England makes nice cars
7) The place where most AMERICANS orginally come from!
8) The country that started the industrial revoloution.
9) Full of dirty muslims. They hate us yet they come to live in our country, i think they should all fuck of back to their caves.
10) moving on, we have a prick as our goverment, whose name is Gordon Brown. WHO IS SCOTTISH?!
11) BEST FOOD, EVER!
12) BEST MUSIC
i cant be bothered to go on, but i could go on if i wanted to, but im english and arragant so i'll bloody well do what i want.
oh, and before i forget we have the best accents in the world, we dont have those silly gay american accents that are squeaky and just plain retarded.
As you can see, not all good points, but for a small country I think the rest of the world can be pretty harsh to us.
1) rains, not all the time, just most the time.
2) you dont know what your dentist is saying, because there usually from russia or bloody ukraine.
3) unfortunatly home to the chav.
4) inventors of football
5) England, full of tough people
6) England makes nice cars
7) The place where most AMERICANS orginally come from!
8) The country that started the industrial revoloution.
9) Full of dirty muslims. They hate us yet they come to live in our country, i think they should all fuck of back to their caves.
10) moving on, we have a prick as our goverment, whose name is Gordon Brown. WHO IS SCOTTISH?!
11) BEST FOOD, EVER!
12) BEST MUSIC
i cant be bothered to go on, but i could go on if i wanted to, but im english and arragant so i'll bloody well do what i want.
oh, and before i forget we have the best accents in the world, we dont have those silly gay american accents that are squeaky and just plain retarded.
As you can see, not all good points, but for a small country I think the rest of the world can be pretty harsh to us.
American: Haha you're english you're such a tool
English Person: Hang on a sec, most americans are decendants of England. SO GO FUCK YA SELF YOU SWEATY TWAT!
English Person: Hang on a sec, most americans are decendants of England. SO GO FUCK YA SELF YOU SWEATY TWAT!
by -MW-2009- March 5, 2009
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people don't like the patriots because they're winning, and have pretty much (though i hate to admit it) become the new york yankees of football. it's 'cool' to hate the pats, and accuse them of everything the media has accused them of, even though they did something that every other team is still doing (including the whiney-ass jets).
In the 07-08 season the patriots did what only two other teams have ever done, gone undefeated in the regular season (Bears twice in the 60's, the dolphins in 78), but they lost the super bowl to the luckiest team since the 01-02 Pats (oh yeah, i compared you guys to the pats), the new york giants, whom i respect, and believe Eli Manning will be twice the QB his brother is.
people don't like the patriots because they're winning, and have pretty much (though i hate to admit it) become the new york yankees of football. it's 'cool' to hate the pats, and accuse them of everything the media has accused them of, even though they did something that every other team is still doing (including the whiney-ass jets).
In the 07-08 season the patriots did what only two other teams have ever done, gone undefeated in the regular season (Bears twice in the 60's, the dolphins in 78), but they lost the super bowl to the luckiest team since the 01-02 Pats (oh yeah, i compared you guys to the pats), the new york giants, whom i respect, and believe Eli Manning will be twice the QB his brother is.
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--New England--
New England is an old grouping of states in the northeastern region of the U.S. It has traditionally consisted of Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut. On rare occasions, New York, and even parts of New Jersey have been considered New England (Connecticut Puritans founded many towns in these states).
--Massachusetts Does NOT Have Friends--
New England is NOT "Massachusetts and friends." Most of the other New England states want nothing to do with those snobby, arrogant Massholes and their sucky driving habits. Go clog up your own retail outlets, seriously. Also, Boston's influence is very small and barely extends into extreme southeast New Hampshire--the rest of these five states has nothing to do with it at all: Boston tends to overstate its importance.
--The Connecticut Debate--
It is debatable whether or not Connecticut really belongs in New England--the western and southern parts of that state are pretty much indistinguishable from New York. On the shoreline of southern Connecticut, you can see the skyline of Manhattan on the horizon--tons of people work there and go there on the weekends for shopping and baseball games. Connecticut is NOT "down" with Massachusetts, nor will it ever be. So, I guess it's not REALLY New England, but it sort of looks like it in places. Connecticut seems more like a Mid-Atlantic state with its ties to New York and northern New Jersey.
New England is an old grouping of states in the northeastern region of the U.S. It has traditionally consisted of Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut. On rare occasions, New York, and even parts of New Jersey have been considered New England (Connecticut Puritans founded many towns in these states).
--Massachusetts Does NOT Have Friends--
New England is NOT "Massachusetts and friends." Most of the other New England states want nothing to do with those snobby, arrogant Massholes and their sucky driving habits. Go clog up your own retail outlets, seriously. Also, Boston's influence is very small and barely extends into extreme southeast New Hampshire--the rest of these five states has nothing to do with it at all: Boston tends to overstate its importance.
--The Connecticut Debate--
It is debatable whether or not Connecticut really belongs in New England--the western and southern parts of that state are pretty much indistinguishable from New York. On the shoreline of southern Connecticut, you can see the skyline of Manhattan on the horizon--tons of people work there and go there on the weekends for shopping and baseball games. Connecticut is NOT "down" with Massachusetts, nor will it ever be. So, I guess it's not REALLY New England, but it sort of looks like it in places. Connecticut seems more like a Mid-Atlantic state with its ties to New York and northern New Jersey.
At a bar, on vacation in some warm sunbelt state:
Masshole: Wheah ah you from?
Me: I'm from New England.
Masshole: Oh, so yuah a sawx fan?
Me: Actually, I'm from western Connecticut, and everyone there likes New York teams.
Masshole: New Englanduh my ass! You can't call ya self a New Englanduh! Fahk you, go Sox! Yankees ah a bunch a fahkin' queahs! Connecticut is paht of New Yahk, not New England!
Masshole: Wheah ah you from?
Me: I'm from New England.
Masshole: Oh, so yuah a sawx fan?
Me: Actually, I'm from western Connecticut, and everyone there likes New York teams.
Masshole: New Englanduh my ass! You can't call ya self a New Englanduh! Fahk you, go Sox! Yankees ah a bunch a fahkin' queahs! Connecticut is paht of New Yahk, not New England!
by Yes, I'm from Connecticut. April 9, 2009
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henry: hey dude, im mind numbingly bored and uncomfortable, and i have a strange craving for walnuts.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
by eviiil1 September 19, 2007
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However, the English don't give a shit about this due to hundreds of years of getting used to this.
Out of the United Kingdom (lol):
The Welsh hate us the most but they are cunts anyway so it doesn't count.
The Scottish also hate us but they are all so pissed can't remember why.
Our other close neighbours;
The Irish are so thick they forget to hate us at times but atleast they are fun.
So here we live as a happy little family.
WELL GO FUCK YOURSELVES THE ENGLISH ARE GREAT AND YOU LOT ARE ALL CUNTS.
However, the English don't give a shit about this due to hundreds of years of getting used to this.
Out of the United Kingdom (lol):
The Welsh hate us the most but they are cunts anyway so it doesn't count.
The Scottish also hate us but they are all so pissed can't remember why.
Our other close neighbours;
The Irish are so thick they forget to hate us at times but atleast they are fun.
So here we live as a happy little family.
WELL GO FUCK YOURSELVES THE ENGLISH ARE GREAT AND YOU LOT ARE ALL CUNTS.
by mrs ky April 24, 2011
Get the England mug.Didn't use her own clothing to look good in school or college, copied someone else's style. Likes a blow job. Drinks underage. Worries about her boyfriend and other woman and grabs on stuffed things at night. Only ever likes her hair long. Isn't conservative and maybe is even a fucking petafile. Her providers must pet her files. Talks about who's she's associated with to complete strangers. Is pushy and demanding. Cruel to vaginas and doesn't care to her own breath.
by europopian September 1, 2009
Get the English Teacher mug.Nice country with mostly good people. Some though claim Americans to be fat ignorant turds, yet when you search England mostly all you see is praise because most people from the United States appreciate England and recognize it is a good country.
Yet when you search United States all you hear is bad things and idiotic stereotypes. Some English people can't except that they are no long the BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD and have to share the spotlight with the United States. They always speak of the atrocities committed by America yet they seem to forget that for a good portion of history especially during 19th century imperialism they were some of the most evil pricks in the world.
Every country has its flaws yet British seem to love ranting and raving about "stupid American's," yet everywhere you look in England there is American influence and some English cannot accept that United States and Britain rely on each other more than some English people would like to admit. It's sad that these few people don't realize that they are no better than the "fat, evangelical, gun slinging, idiotic Americans." And this does not apply to all British people because half of my family currently lives in London, but just like here in the hated United States there are idiotic fools who don't know their facts and tarnish their country's reputation.
Yet when you search United States all you hear is bad things and idiotic stereotypes. Some English people can't except that they are no long the BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD and have to share the spotlight with the United States. They always speak of the atrocities committed by America yet they seem to forget that for a good portion of history especially during 19th century imperialism they were some of the most evil pricks in the world.
Every country has its flaws yet British seem to love ranting and raving about "stupid American's," yet everywhere you look in England there is American influence and some English cannot accept that United States and Britain rely on each other more than some English people would like to admit. It's sad that these few people don't realize that they are no better than the "fat, evangelical, gun slinging, idiotic Americans." And this does not apply to all British people because half of my family currently lives in London, but just like here in the hated United States there are idiotic fools who don't know their facts and tarnish their country's reputation.
I fucking hate people from the U.S because their totally stupid even though i sit here reading these tabloid magazines about American pop culture sipping on my Coca-Cola! England zomg!!!!!!
by Educated American! Evan December 28, 2008
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