by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018
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by Tomkhek May 24, 2025
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Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!
by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020
Get the 3 Eyed Dildomug. Someone who cant get girls so when he does get a girlfriend the relationship only last around 4 weeks, and because he cant girls he let them us him in any way they want
by burrito not taco September 22, 2020
Get the jeoy dildomug. Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.
Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.
One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.
In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.
One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.
In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
Get the Funeral dildomug. noun
noun: dildo; plural noun: dildos
1. an object, sometimes equipped with a vibration device, usually phallic in nature, used to provide sexual stimulation.
2. a city in Newfoundland, Canada.
3. a species of long, narrow cactus.
noun: dildo; plural noun: dildos
1. an object, sometimes equipped with a vibration device, usually phallic in nature, used to provide sexual stimulation.
2. a city in Newfoundland, Canada.
3. a species of long, narrow cactus.
by The Carolinian Linguist February 25, 2022
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