david 

when something is ragebait

"nah this is so david"

david by jobiff April 22, 2025

David 

Something Peak.

That Movie was so David.

David by GreenNix April 22, 2025

David 

An alternative for "Cirb"
David means to ragebait.

My love language is to david my friend group.

David by gugir April 24, 2025

David 

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

David by Marker000 May 24, 2025

David 

Someone whose knee bleeds everywhere they go. Whose knee will never heal. Someone whose knee will always permeate pain. Pins and needles of pain. Rotting wound

I hope David's knee gets worse and festers more.

David by Pop Handler June 3, 2025

David 

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.

“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”

David by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025

David 

Dude istg I fucking hate anyone named David. They are dumb and ugly and dumb. They never have anything productive to commit to society. Usually waster of time to talk to. Avoid David’s at all costs, and Dave’s when possible.

Guy 1: “Dude look at that tard over there”
Guy 2: “DUDE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THAT MONGA HES A DAVID”

David by Brother.Pudge2012 July 11, 2025