Donkey-sucking-freshman-flaker

n.

This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak

Yeah, well, shut up you Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker!

by You're a Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker December 4, 2004

Donkey Bong

When you’re hittin a chick from behind and right before you climax, you break your bong over her head.

Guy-“Yo, where’s your girl?”
You-“She still passed out from the Donkey Bong I gave her last night.”

by BongBuddy420 February 15, 2018

Donkeybomb

To fail. Usually in result to a poorly thought out plan. Can be used in conjunction with "dropped".

"Tim dropped a Donkeybomb in that meeting."

"I Donkeybombed the technical test."

by Tyler Frans May 6, 2008

Donkeyesque

When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.

Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.

by jdjx56 July 23, 2010

donkey hole

ass

stick it up her donkey hole

by rain666 October 20, 2010

Donkey Taco

A woman pulls her pussy lips out as far as possible while a man squats over her and takes a shit. She wraps her pussy lips around the turd like a tortilla before it breaks off and falls.

Your girlfriend wanted to try something kinky so I gave her a DONKEY TACO. She will never be the same.

by Arsenicsmile March 24, 2013

Donkey Konging

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 16, 2014