whip the donkey

Male urination, going to the bathroom/restroom

I'll be right back, I've got to go whip the donkey.

by DOC-KY December 2, 2005

donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.

Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!

by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007

donkronkulous

Inspired by the term redonkulous, it means an even higher level of ridiculousness; unbelievably crazy.

I can't believe we're expected to do that. That's so ridiculous. No, it's beyond that, it's donkronkulous!

by Dave Schillinger January 17, 2008

Make peace with the donkey

PHRASE:
To accept one's fate. To give in to the inevitable.
From an old saying of unknown origin.

"Fate is a stubborn mule; sometimes you've got to give in and make peace with the donkey."
"Joe decided to make peace with the donkey and accept his punishment like a man."
"There's no point in living in the past. Make peace with the donkey and get on with your life."

by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006

donkeyline

A straight line. A direct route traveled quickly (substitute in the phrase "make a beeline" for): This is Middle East origin or slang as a donkey will literally take the shortest route between himself and a known food source. See beeline.

The minute he came home he made a donkeyline for the frige.

by Walt "the man" March 17, 2008

donkaboo

Any ghetto rat that sets behind the wheel of a "DONK".

"That damn donkaboo just cut me off!", "Look at that donkaboo with the comb in his hair!"

by i dont like schwoogs February 28, 2009

Donkis Maximus

A chick with a large, donkish ass.

"man you see that girl........god damn that shit is donkis maximus.

by my nigga van July 27, 2009