Give an Old Man a Lap Dance

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008

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dance on my dick

A sentence invented and uses by famous gonzo pornstars as Rocco Siffredi and nacho vidal.
The woman is on top of the man with his
dick in her ass or in her pussy.
The woman should move her ass in a
circular motion (sexy dancing) and by doing so arousing and increasing sexual pleasure to her partner.

Dance, dance on my dick, baby.

Jasmine sure knows how to dance on
nacho dick.

by rashif September 6, 2004

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doce-itis

to have complete love for yourself think that all women wish to suck on your small dick.

man look at that guy he thinks that garbage skank wants him for his dick when she wants him for a house such doce-itis

by SexyDaddy June 26, 2009

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Dance Dance Roachaloution

When you have so many cockoraches in your place

you stomp so many times it feels like your playing the dancing arcade game dance dance revoloution

person 1 ''Man your place is a hole like joes appartment!"

Person 2 ''I know man wanna play dance dance roachaloution?''

by KingKrnz88 January 2, 2011

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Dance Up

Is when two dancers mix it up and fight with their feet and moves - like spitting - it's a dance up

The heat rose from the backs of the dancers as the dance up started to broil the floor, the patrons and the very soles of their feet. smell rubber or go home.

by nailskill March 6, 2011

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