Phantom Diner

A restaurant or coffee shop you half remember visiting while drunk. In most cases the location of the restaurant is mistaken. If a drunk forgets something and tries to retrieve it the following day it will seem as though the restaurant was an apparition, as there is no restaurant where they believe they ate.

Its called a phantom diner because the scenario is very similar to a popular ghost story genre - a man has en experience with strange characters at a bar, on a ship, on a train, only to return the next day to find the setting has been abandoned for many years, or is just gone.

"I swear I was at a diner on 45th and Oak Street last night and left my phone. I took a cab there this morning, but when I got there there was no restaurant to be found. It's like it just vanished"

"You were at a phantom diner"

by Pellar January 8, 2009

Coupon Diner

Someone who only eats out with a coupon.

Okay babe, tonight we are coupon diners! That will be a great discount on tonight's dinner.

by sr1972 November 26, 2011

ping dinger

A golf club used as a baseball bat. If you’re good enough, you can hits dingers with it

Where’s your bat Jim?

Oh, I brought my ping dinger today, I’m wanting to hits a few dingers.

by Tough guy baller November 28, 2017

Schmackin Dingers

Slang for hitting home runs, or saying you want to play some baseball.

" Hey bronx you wanna go out schmackin dingers?"

" Forsure dude lets go"

by Mattonic January 6, 2018

alex dinney

Alex a recist, has no life and is pretty gay for 6 inch dicks in his butt hole also have an accessibly small penis and will die gay.

wow, he's such an alex dinney, he's so racist

by 6inchdick September 15, 2018

Ring Dinger

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".

Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.

by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019

Ditch Dinger

To snort a line of cocaine out of a whispering eye.

Dude : Hey babe you down for some ditch dingers tonight?

GF: Sure! As long as i can do some dick dingers!

by PeterFitzinWell September 12, 2019