The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.
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by ABCconnector December 11, 2016
Get the Taint dick mug.The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.
Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.
Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.
Example one:
Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!
Guy2: So fucking what?
Guy1: LOL you must like have 3
Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit
Guy1: LOL stfu n00b
Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?
Example two:
Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111
Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.
Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!
Guy2: So fucking what?
Guy1: LOL you must like have 3
Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit
Guy1: LOL stfu n00b
Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?
Example two:
Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111
Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.
by Dintastic January 20, 2009
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many men who take these medications feel no side effects except for the universal one: ssris make men take an extremely long time to cum during sex. it usually takes about 30 minutes or more. though this can be nice for the girl, it is usually frustrating for the guy as they might not be able to cum at all during sex.
If combined with death grip, this can be fatal.
many men who take these medications feel no side effects except for the universal one: ssris make men take an extremely long time to cum during sex. it usually takes about 30 minutes or more. though this can be nice for the girl, it is usually frustrating for the guy as they might not be able to cum at all during sex.
If combined with death grip, this can be fatal.
"Hey man, how did it go w Girl X last night?"
"She was hot but I got ssri dick so I couldn't finish."
"Fuck!"
"She was hot but I got ssri dick so I couldn't finish."
"Fuck!"
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That guy named Dave that I went out on a date with last night totally had a Dick Mane. His cock looked like a sexier version of Mufasa.
by MrGraves86 May 26, 2019
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Person 1: Dude, this girl was giving me the best mouth game ever but my dick couldn't stay hard.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.
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