dashk

The state of being a legal adult, yet not having hit puberty or moved out of your parents' basement.

"I used to date this guy and he seemed kind of cool, but it turned out he was DashK so I dumped his loser ass."

by Stacy Cooper March 25, 2004

dashtube

retards accepted into the youtube partnership programme quite accidently, common causes (a) yt computer malfunction (b) retard sympathy

common dashtubes also run there own blogs and forums, generally attracting wayward teenage chavs and dirty old men as followers

Dave: Did y'know Greg applied for youtube partnership?
Mary: He's a retard though, rite ?
Dave: Yanno *shrugs*
Mary: What a fucking dashtube
Dave: Yup
Greg: *dribbles*
Mary: Eeewwww!

by youtube445566 March 22, 2010

Dash Billions

The greatest /b/tard ever.

"Hey man, Dash Billions is flooding the /l/ forum."
"He's my hero."

by Jukebox Emperor January 7, 2005

Dasian

Overtly sexual guy, often very skievy, and sneakly like 10 ninjas.

That Dasian is just trying to get in your pants.

by JonnyO! April 27, 2005

Splash And Dash

The act of ejaculating on someone sleeping then fleeing the scene of the incidnet.

Person 1: Hey, I totally splash and dashed Janet the other day.
Person 2: Nice!

by Brian Herrmann November 8, 2009

dashingly handsome

green eyes that change color all the time, dark brown hair, tan flawless skin, two siblings, very popular at school, dashingly handsome, i always want to be around a nye caleb, all the girls talk about him because hes so perfect, i am not the only person that loves him, hes so strong, and muscular, and when hes shirtless, oh I die inside because I want him soo bad

omgosh!!!!!!!!!! its nye caleb!!!!!!!! hes dashingly handsome

by devinairpussycat September 23, 2011

Dirty Dasha

A Dirty Dasha is a term used to describe the act of inserting various types of foliage into ones anus.

We could’ve used the last of those twigs to roast the marshmallows, but wee Janice did a dirty Dasha with the last of the birch bits.

by Gatesy Floyd June 8, 2019