Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.

We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.

by Wagglefun May 5, 2019

cross-pimping

When someone wears two separate brands of the same type of thing.

"Man how are you going to be cross-pimping like that, wearing Nike shoes with adidas socks"

by Downsouthpimp April 5, 2016

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

cross domed

Being under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, and nicotine at the same time

I don’t usually like nic when I’m already crossed but screw it, let me borrow your vape - I’m getting cross domed tonight!

by Beter Borker June 1, 2022

Inshallah and Cross

Trent's signature move whenever he faces an ounce of pressure on the wing.

"INSHALLAH AND CROSS"

"TRENT DONT"

by drier than the atacama June 5, 2024

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Crossed the Rubincon

Crossing the Rubincon
A phrase used to describe someone performing a task so disastrously that they transcend the original goal, creating something entirely unrelated or bizarre in the process.

Origin:
The phrase is a play on "Crossing the Rubicon," which refers to Julius Caesar's fateful crossing of the Rubicon River in ancient Rome, symbolizing a point of no return. In this case, it humorously nods to Dave Rubin's infamous comedy special on April 8, 2018, which was considered so poorly executed that it surpassed comedy entirely, becoming something else altogether.

Defined as: To fail so badly at a task as to transcend the task completely.

Example:
Guy 1: "Instead of running the race, he walked the wrong way into the bushes."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he totally Crossed the Rubincon."
Guy 1: "What does that mean?"
Guy 2: "He's just as bad at running as Dave Rubin is at Comedy!"

by Xena Ferrer December 4, 2024