chookie

-shorthand for a chicken in the japanese culture, and therefore the greatest creature ever created.

-cute and cuddly and deserve to be loved!

-often pictured as white, fluffy chickens with mohawks, recently detailed in the fupenguin.com blog.

My roommate said she would feed the chookies, but didn't!

Dude, your chookie is the cutest thing ever.

by CSL-er November 11, 2009

pressure cooker

n.
An atmosphere or situation involving distress, anxiety, agony, etc.
May also be a term for a "shrink."

- High school is just a pressure cooker unless you get involved.

- A pressure cooker fishes for answers through a series of questions.

by Karl Morris May 4, 2006

David Cook

Winner of American Idol Season 7. He won because a bunch of horny ugly desperate housewives voted for him thinking that one day he will hopefully have sex with them. He was kind of ugly and fat during the show but he lost some weight and got an American Idol makeover and grew some facial hair. He's totally fuckable now. I'd fuck him. I think David Cook thought that once he won American Idol he would be able to have sex with super hot girls, but no. Instead, he has to have sex with old ugly ladies cause they're the only ones who like him, who know who he even is, and they're the people who buy his stuff. He HAS to fuck them. He has no choice.

Old Horny Lady: "Oh my goodness, my David Cook is such an amazing singer. I want to fuck him but i can't cause i'm old and ugly and my vagina is humongous now."

by homezfoo July 3, 2009

chooka

The act of being the coolest man at any party or anywhere. You get any chick you want and word has they have massive cocks. Normally have an awesome body and aint to be messed with.

hey did you see ben last night?

Yea he's the biggest chooka.

by B Double D October 18, 2008

cook curry

The act of having sex with an Indian woman

-Jimmy: have you seen that new girl in class, Jasime?
-Petey: yeah, she's hot man...I'd like to cook curry with her aaaallll night long

by CurryEater September 16, 2005

cook

1. Cool (see "pwn" etymology)
2. Cook

I'll see you at 7.
All right, cook.

by Xel'Khannaga April 20, 2007

Crooks

A gay guy who likes a lot of penis. He loves to like men's buttholes aw well

Look at the gay guy giving a BJ.
Must be a crooks.

Has to be a crooks.

by Cheesedoodle123456789 December 28, 2015