musty crack

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple

Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on

by Both of your dads March 6, 2014

crack cheese

the cheese that forms from your crack cheeks

bro my crack cheese taste so good ughhhhh

by cassie from euphoria May 12, 2022

crack-head

ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.

oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.

by connie ronnie July 8, 2019

crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008

Blood Crack

Slang term for menstruating vagina

Jill needed to buy feminine hygiene products for her blood crack.

by Phil Maholynn March 16, 2023

peasant crack

Formally known as redbull vodkas, voddy redbulls or something of the sort

Fark I had too much peasant crack last night.... feeling peasantish this morning

by etchR April 17, 2022

crack whore

a girl who just woke up, hasn't showered, and looks like she does sexual favors for crack, cocaine, or any other methamphetamines.

steven: jessica you look like a crack whore

by AK-85 April 22, 2006