chia-crack

How was the date?

Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.

by Hermitwise Gamgee November 7, 2011

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Cracked phone

Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.

Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?

Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone

by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021

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crack-head

ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.

oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.

by connie ronnie July 8, 2019

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peasant crack

Formally known as redbull vodkas, voddy redbulls or something of the sort

Fark I had too much peasant crack last night.... feeling peasantish this morning

by etchR April 17, 2022

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Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.

An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"

by laxqt24 January 14, 2010

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