Countdown Girl

An attractive female who studies maths or has a degree in it.

However it can generally be used to describe any attractive and intelligent girl.

"Brooo, you see that fit girl walk out of science class?" Damn she's a proper countdown girl"

by shitsplatter September 21, 2013

countard

A member of the lesser nobility; imbecile.

That sunrise party in Mykonos was full of countards.

by beylo124 May 27, 2016

Country Buffet

When your cousin has not shaved in a while but you eat her out anyway.

I had a Country Buffet with Stacy the other day. It was alright .

by JimmyBufffffet April 21, 2017

country blumpkin

A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.

Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.

by mgretard March 26, 2019

Counterfeit dollar

"Counterfeit dollar", rhyming slang as in "phoney buck" for an undernourished female.

"She's nice enough, but she's a counterfeit dollar".

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

Country Gunny

A Country Gunny is a Gunnery Sergeant who is originally from the south and prefers riding extended cab HUMVEE's, drinking Bud Light nightly while watching football, and listening to patriotic country songs about 9/11.

Our Company Gunnery Sergeant, Gunny Cletus, is a real Country Gunny. He was listening to Toby Keith sing about 9/11 on his way to the grinder.

by DinduEnuff April 21, 2019

country year

A period of time which seems to go by very slowly due to the lack of activity.

"I like eating at that slop house next to the bar but last Saturday it took them a Country Year to serve up a plate of fries!"

by Andyadmin August 1, 2019