cooked

mentally unstable; idiot; dumb

person 1: Man that bitch is COOKED.

person 2: yeah what do you expect, its sydney jee

by gottabecontemporary March 6, 2024

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Get the cookedmug.

Cooked noodle

High on heavy drugs.

Look at her, she's a cooked noodle.

by ravenlotusveela December 7, 2023

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Get the Cooked noodlemug.

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

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Get the Cooking the booksmug.

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

by YourStepSister April 2, 2020

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Get the You know, like Cookmug.

Cook Garcia

Known for saying "Bai" all the time aswell as "Coos"

Hangs out with a faggle named Wesley.

Is a wannabe asian, with a crappy Green Honda.

Have pretty bad ass hair but still wanna be asain >.>

Cook Garcia: I go bai!

Wesley: coos, bai!

by hiddenleaf June 11, 2011

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Get the Cook Garciamug.

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

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