kiss cookie 

when you attempt to fart on your loved one, but end up shitting yourself a small amount instead.

Person 1: I totally shat on my girlfriend last night.

Person 2: Sick, dude, how?

Person 1: ..I tried to fart on her. But it was only a little bit

Person 2: Damn, talk about a kiss cookie.

kiss cookie by missmanda May 2, 2010

no cookie 

Means wrong answer, or an answer not worthy of praise. Especially in an open forum.

A reference to rewarding children with cookies or other treats for good deeds.

No cookie for you, that was totally off topic.

no cookie by roguebfl March 5, 2011

Anarchist Cookbook 

A book first compiled and released during the height of Vietnam war protesting, intended to be a guidebook to civil disobedience by explaining how to create destructive substances and various techniques for undermining or just screwing with authorities. All methods described within were totally accurate at the time of publication and were reportedly researched and taken from various military books the author found in a local library.

Nowadays the term applies to any of the many print and online publications that deal with how to create malicious substances from household items. These publications are only spiritual successors, the original author of the Anarchist Cookbook claims he has since changed his views. The book only remains in print due to the underhanded dealings of the author's publisher.

Break out the old Anarchist Cookbook, we'll make some napalm.

Anarchist Cookbook by Jack April 2, 2004

Jizz Cookie 

a game where several men masturbate around a cookie, aiming to hit the cookie, and the man to ejaculate last, has to eat the cookie.

John, Paul, George, and Rick played a game of Jizz cookie. Rick lost.

Jizz Cookie by Kuroi February 18, 2009

sharp cookie 

moniker applied to a person thought to be especially bright. Usually used by somewhat quaint or old-fashioned people.

Dude 1: "Dude, my bike got messed up, but my roommate fixed it with a coat hanger and a tongue depressor."

Dude 2: "Damn, he's one sharp cookie."

sharp cookie by dreast December 9, 2008

cooking with grease 

factually stating something, especially when relating to past experiences, in a non-offensive way in order to try to slightly sway someone's opinion.

"Now, we are cooking with grease." (as in, "Now, we are getting somewhere!")

cooking with grease by thebrightside137 March 29, 2015

cookie clicker 

a game that is a waist of your life but you do it any way

cookie clicker

cookie clicker by hecken beken September 30, 2019