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Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)
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A freaky partner
Step 1:
Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.
Step 2:
Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect
Step 3:
Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.
Step 4:
See where it goes from there!
Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)
Blindfold
A freaky partner
Step 1:
Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.
Step 2:
Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect
Step 3:
Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.
Step 4:
See where it goes from there!
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“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”
“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”
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The act of enjoying Colorado without moving: not hiking, skiing, mountain biking, rockclimbing, or paddling. Just hanging.
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Get the Colorado French Omelet mug.A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!
In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!
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Get the Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas mug.When a women doesn't want to say she is on her period. This is the code word for: I'm on my period, don't mess with me!
Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.
Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.
Don't mess with Christy, she is coloring with her red colored pencil today, and being a total BY-otch!
Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.
Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.
by ChefLadyLeo August 3, 2012
Get the red colored pencil mug.Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!
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