Wimbledon College

A "religious" school in for those who hate Kings because they can't accept that life is unfair

I couldn't get into a decent school, so I went to Wimbledon College.

by COLLEGE_mums_ARE_whores December 13, 2010

electoral college

Bull shit idea that makes it so the person who won the popular vot, usually doesn't become president.

Hey Gore won the popular vote! But we're still stuck with Bush!

by Sam April 4, 2005

college park

A neighborhood in Atlanta, Georgia, which has been called home by many rap artists, including Ludacris, T.I, and Young Joc.

"Claim College Park where they flip them birds" - Ludacris
"I tell em' College Park, where they chop cars"- Young Joc

by Stellz June 10, 2007

Connecticut College

Connecticut College, founded in 1911, all women until 1969, is home to some of the biggest stoners on earth. Contrary to the preppy image, Conn Coll is quite the underground scene of stoners and skunks. Located in scenic New London, its idyllic campus is in such economic dispair, some wonder how it could actually be in Connecticut--the richest state in the country. Alcoholics and potheads coexist in peace and harmony partying nearly every single night. Many attribute this to the lack of athletics on campus. However, our Division I sailing team (which throw the best kegs) is a great substitute for the standard frat or sorority, which are nonexistant at Conn Coll. Come to Conn Coll on a Thursday night and go to a TNE plastered, dodge a skunk (or a squirrel), smoke a bowl on the Green, take a trip to the Ridge and you'll find yourself never wanting to leave.

Connecticut College Camels rarely ever win but party like rock stars.

by Freeman 3rd floor December 8, 2004

collateral damage

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.

"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"

by beazley ripper ft. G napes May 25, 2010

Sweatshirt College

N. A College in which the sales of their sweatshirts are directly proportional to the amount of High School preps and/or Siblings of High School preps.

1) "As Tara, who is sporting her brothers Penn State Sweatshirt (A college she will never be admitted too), played Field Hockey, she noticed that she was due for a trip to the Tanning Salone. "What a Sweatshirt College whore that tara is," i thought to myself"

2) "Oh my god, i went to Cornell's open house yesterday and after i realized i will never get in I decided to buy a sweatshirt to hide that fact to the kids in our school. I really hope i turn Cornell into a Sweatshirt College!"

by Adam Gia August 2, 2006

state college high

Phrase used to describe girls who are younger than 18 (still in high school). Usually used among guys at restaurants when checking out girls.

Stems from Central Pennsylvania, specifically State College, home to State College High School. Girls that don't go to Penn State University, usually attend State College High School. Therefore, it is important to distinguish between the two.

Guy 1: What do you think of that chick over there, pretty hot huh?

Guy 2: Yeah she definitely hot, but do you think she's State College High?

Guy 1: Good call, she's a little young.

by Christoph602 October 7, 2010