Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 17, 2017

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clit thrasher

one who performs unmentionable things to the clit to the point it is no longer recognizable.

Damn Keith i couldnt even get at that bitch after you. Quit fuckin up all the downstairs of all the homie hoppers, none of them look the same after they get with you. Quit bein such a clit thrasher.

by Dat White Bitch June 11, 2016

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clit fart

This is going to be a Queef’s

Sarah had a clit fart a the dinner party

by Show pony March 21, 2022

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Clit S(creaming)

Dropping a Nut into a chick and then scream as loud as you can into that phat poosie so all the billions of racers know when to start.

Clit S(creaming) is defined as the start of the race. also SOS.. my girl is trying suck my titties... potential side effect of using the method

by 45BonQueef May 19, 2024

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Clit Pickle

When a girl poops into a green condom and then freezes it. She then uses it as a dildo, and puts it in a jar with other poop filled condoms that she stores for the future.

Did you see Jenny’s clit pickle collection? There was like 15.

by Vapegod1236969 October 04, 2017

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