chuck wagon

1. Release feces into condom (it is unnecessary for the fecal matter to be your own)
2. Insert penis into condom with feces
3. Secure the creation with a rubber band or duct tape
4. Put on pants
5. Jog 3 miles
6. Release the gooey goodness from within the condom
7. Delicately place the masterpiece into a whole wheat sausage bun
7. Murder the penis owner with an ardvark or a hammer
8. Sever the penis with a craftsman product, preferably one with rust (for flavor)
9. Add condiments as necessary
10. Serve at room temperature

Jackson: I've just run 47 miles.
Jonesy: Ya, but did you make a chuck wagon?
Jackson: Of course!
Jonesy: Where is T3 when you need him??

by mrm5593 November 21, 2006

chubing

an alternative word for sex. Derived from Worcester, Ma. Girls prefer this over some other words for sex.

I just chubed that girl last night.

We were chubing all night before my roomate walked in.

by swappies February 24, 2011

chuck d

ten pound note, so called because it has a picture of charles dickens on it boyeee!

how much do i owe ya?
jus gimme a chuck d mate

by Joe September 23, 2004

Chuck Norris

1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes

1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck norris doesn't do push-ups he pushes the world down

by Yourmomsvaginalcrease October 12, 2009

chucha

bitch (spanish slang term)

Pare Ud. estar una chucha.

by terrell mateo May 17, 2003

Chubi

T9 version of "Bitch"

Hi Chubi!

I love you Chubi!

by chubi4ever28 March 5, 2009

chuck you

for people who have chucks and who hate vans can stomp on the vans "you've been chucked" but make sure to leave the sole of the chuck printed on the van.

girl1- dude go chuck you to that van guy....

(guy chucks you..!)

guy1- yo man you've been chucked!

guy2- ugh i just got these.. grrr

by ierica13 March 31, 2009