Chip to Salsa Ratio

(1) A ratio describing the amount of salsa required for a specific size of chip (usually expressed in the formatcubic in. of salsa/ square in. of chip”). This ratio varies from person to person, naturally, and some people might even prefer just plain chips or a chip loaded with TOO MUCH SALSA.
1. Hey dude! How’s it going?
2. Awesome!!! I recently perfected my Chip to Salsa Ratio!
1. Wow! Props, man. I still can’t figure mine out yet.
by Epileptic_ February 13, 2020
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Wisconsin Potato Chip

Similar to the California Potato Chip in that you fuck a girl and pull out and cum on her back, let it dry and peel it off and eat it potato chip style. The main difference here is if she has some sort of infection or bacteria that makes your jizz taste sort of cheesy.
I thought I was having California Potato Chips, but she must not have used the monistat so it must have been a Wisconsin Potato Chip because it has a cheesy aftertaste.
by Doug G. August 12, 2006
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Chocolate chip muffin

The sexual act done by placing ones feces under the stomach of a woman with a muffin-top
"I took one for the team and gave that stacy chick a chocolate chip muffin."
by hellsdrummerboy October 07, 2011
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chocolate chip cracker

The offspring of a black Jew and a white gigilo.
James: Ha ha! Look at Adam, what a chocolate chip cracker!
by Glomwill April 23, 2008
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chip pan danga!

stupid British-English phrase. when something is amazing, fantastic, mint or even just on the good side of things. mainly used to respont in a positive. never negative or aggressive
congratulations, you have won the lottery..."Chip pan Danga!" or, hey do you ant a beer? "yeah sure... chip pan danga!". or "them burgers are chip pan danga"
by latheasius May 07, 2007
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chipped ham pussy

a broken ass crotch.

See also: stank danish nash
by Sully May 08, 2004
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