chinksauce

A white person who, through incestuous genetics or other means, has asian-looking eyes and is also an incredible pussy.

"Look at David- that slanty-eyed motherfucker runs like a girl! What a chinksauce!

by Jack Galt October 15, 2010

chicks in the pool

A common phrase used to rally a group of male and/or lesbian friends, in which they all respond with a rousing, and energetic sweet, as the group goes about their previous business.

Male 1:"Chicks in the pool!"
Residing group: "Sweet!"

by Sevenpez July 24, 2008

Chinese Extender

The term given to the large volumes of celery and onion found in takeaway chinese food.

They use heaps of Chinese extender at that shop.

by AussieJay June 10, 2007

Chinese highlights

A trick in which you ask someone if they want Chinese highlights and you run your toes through their hair preferably after you haven't bathed in a few days.

Permission is not always required. When your victim is not looking you can give them Chinese highlights as a sneak attack.

Girl #1: Hey, do you want some Chinese highlights? It will make your hair look amazing.

Girl #2: Okay, go for it.

Girl #1: -runs toes through girl's hair-

Girl #2: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

by VanWyngardenlevosia July 8, 2011

Chinese Fist Puppet

Also another name for a "woman." It happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a Chinese finger puzzle. Then a drunk guy across the bar says, "a Chinese fist puppet?"

You: I went on a date with her, but I just don't understand. She's like a Chinese finger puzzle.

Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.

by phatpapa July 25, 2013

chinese pitchfork

The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.

Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?

Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!

Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!

Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!

by Bigstik December 11, 2013

chinese leprechaun

The little mother fuckers who steal your stuff when you are not looking so that you have no hope of finding it again.

God damn these chinese leprechauns stole my keys and I have no idea where they put them.

by LeBigestShrimp December 12, 2015