Jew Check

A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.

Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew”

by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022

spaz check

to have work checked for mistakes that a spaz would make. general mistakes like awfull spelling and sentences that make no sence!

my friend spaz checked my essay so it didnt read like a retards drunken babblings.

by smithy1212 December 16, 2009

read and check

Telling someone about themselves and letting them know their place.

Girl, Shonna tried to come at me for speaking my mind and so I had to read and check that bitch.

by mynameizphil December 29, 2016

Wife Check

While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.

"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."

by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014

feather check

To search the human body of feathers; usually feathers from a pillow

LaShaley and I were layin in my bed; her parents called her to come home,so we made a feather check

by pseudonymcam January 19, 2009

Fiction Checking

Basically what stupid people want you to do when you question their obviously debunked arguments, demanding that you believe them without question. Also known as "Fact Checking"

Billy got angry when Alvin questioned his belief that fascism was right-wing, seeing many factors of it having socialist policies, deciding that Alvin should do some "Fact Checking" as he shouted "Mind doing some fact checking on that?!!" Getting angry, Alivin responded with "More like Fiction Checking."

by The Painful Reality November 23, 2019

Chump Check

1) When someone with correct knowledge asks a question that would be immediately obvious to another person that has implied that they know about a given subject.

2) A sudden test of one’s knowledge on a subject to determine if their knowledge is truthful or not.

Person 1: Yea, I loved Stranger Things!
Person 2: Oh dude, what’s that band that’s way more popular now because of it again?
Person 1: oh shoot, I can’t remember
Person 2: Get chump checked bro. It’s Metallica!

by Anon e. Moose July 27, 2022