Brown Car

When you take a shit on your partners hand and they shove it in your anus. Common
OMG Justin just got a big brown car!
by Tonk Pils January 6, 2007
mugGet the Brown Carmug.

car wash

multiple guys using their tounges to give a girl the proper cleaning she deserves.
The guys and i gave Bree the First and best car wash. Not only was she clean she enjoyed it.
by Leonard May 13, 2005
mugGet the car washmug.

car guard

A derogatory term for a person that looks like he dresses poorly, or any other trait that is similar to a car guard. It is also an insulting term even if the person it is directed to resembles nothing of a car guard.
Your Mother's a card guard.
by vinniepaz June 20, 2005
mugGet the car guardmug.

hairdressers car

A small 'sports car' (I use the term sports car loosely), featuring an underpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. Has more show than go. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.
David: Hey Tomath, did you hear frederick got hith hairdretherth lithenth finally? He'th going to buy that thelica he'th had hith eye on.
Tomas: really? how fabulous! its such a hairdressers car he'll be thrilled!
by Cranky_Pants October 17, 2006
mugGet the hairdressers carmug.

Imported Cars

Hungry, eat your imported car.
Thanks for putting alot of your country men outta a job.
by Anonymous May 7, 2003
mugGet the Imported Carsmug.

Car wash

When two people lick another's vagina and asshole at the same time. Thus resembling a car wash, by cleaning both holes at the same time.
"Hey man want to go car wash that chick?" "OK I call the ass!" "Alright I got her vajj"
by Shock Burner October 2, 2009
mugGet the Car washmug.

car accident

adj. phrase that describes something so horrible yet unusual that you continue to look even though you don't really want to see. Like a car accident it is human nature to gawk even though we may not like seeing the results
Did you see the car accident top that fat lady was wearing? I swear it showed 12 inches of cleavage. I couldn't stop staring.
by Cliff96 August 28, 2005
mugGet the car accidentmug.

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