Camel Jam

When you have a hairy coochie and it has lint in the hair.

Her coochie was covered in camel jam.

by b.taylor July 31, 2020

Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.

(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...

by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024

Fire Camel

The act of covering your genitalia with hot sauce, then receiving fellatio from another party.

Girl 1: "Yeah, Johnny made me do the Fire Camel last night."
Girl 2: "Oh my god! That's terrible!
Girl 1 : "Well, at least it tasted better than Taco Bell."

by flamingcamel January 12, 2012

camel hand

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.

"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"

by pinnigan December 31, 2011

camel toe highway

A picturesque pathway along the Gold Coast.

Where the common insta babe hikes there Lycra so far up there minge a camel toe is formed. They are usually holding an iced oat latte with honey while taking selfies.

"Just went for a walk along the Camel toe highway so many camels getting around"

by GC_Camelhunter December 11, 2022

Camel bumps

When you have camel toe and also have goose bumps all over, including your pussy ( hence the term "camel bumps")

Did you see that porno with that really hot chick with big knockers?

Yea, she totally had camel bumps.

by Pussypumper69 May 11, 2014

Cameled

A term meaning someone is extremely good at something, usually applied in a more rookie or amateur compared to “goated” which usually means on a professional level (most commonly used in chess).

"wow, Derek is goated at chess!"
"Actually, he's just cameled. Don't get me wrong, that's super impressive, but he's not goated."

by haze79f August 19, 2023