break-up call

Being dumped by a phone call.

Much like a wake up call except the person answering is getting broken up with

Christina gave alex a break-up call, i think its coz he over-chicked, he was a right munter

watch this youtube video for an example* http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=xetfB7U_ZeU

by Ninja Squids January 17, 2009

Suck my dick and call me nancy!

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow

"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

by Jimi, The King August 16, 2009

fuck my ass and call me a bitch

Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.

Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?

by Lax1334 November 23, 2011

what-chu-ma-call-it

When not remembering or knowing the name of and object or a human and nothing comes to mind u simply use this.also seething-a-ma-jig

"Hey gimme that what-chu-ma-call-it","oh this pen".

by Trishta February 10, 2008

safe call

1. An outgrowth of the BDSM safeword, by which you arrange with a friend before meeting someone new that you'll call him/her at a certain time. If your friend receives this call, all is well. If your friend does NOT receive this call, it is the friend's sworn duty to call the police and report a problem. Very popular in a world where you meet someone from the internet who might be crazy.

2. A friend you can call when you want to evoid someone else. You can literally call and start a conversation mid-stream, and your friend knows what you're doing and plays along.

1. Herbert, you'll have to uncuff me so I can make my safe call.

2. It may sound weird when Susan's on the phone, but that's because I'm her safe call.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 28, 2005

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 20, 2011

Booty Call

Booty call (n) - Someone who receives a txt/call by a bastard between the times of 12am - 3am for a hookup. The bastard will usually greet the booty call with a simple "hey" or "what's up?" The bastard enjoys using the booty call for sex and nothing else. No friendship is involved, and both don't chat throughout the day. The booty call usually enjoys this act of douche-bag-ness and returns for more.

This bitch ass is calling me at 2am again for some ass. I ain't nobody's booty call.

by aznslutzrule September 16, 2010