Covid day

When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact

I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

Covidated

People who got infected with Covid.

Joe's family just got covidated.

by Shazzaam January 10, 2021

Covid Squirt

A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.

Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)

by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020

Covid Blowfest

A gathering of Covidiots.

The people who attended the Trump Rally in Tulsa were close enough to blow Covids onto one another. Its was a genuine Covid Blowfest

by Major General Disaster June 28, 2020

Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.

Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.

by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021

Covid-19

The worst god dam thing in 2020 that has killed over 1 million people

Fuck Covid-19, it god dam sucks

by God dam it February 1, 2021

Covid kid

Anyone between the age of 4-12 years old who experienced the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic

The year is 2038.

Jimmy who is 9 years old asks his father. "Were you a Covid kid dad?"

by DeadBread September 12, 2020