read and check

Telling someone about themselves and letting them know their place.
Girl, Shonna tried to come at me for speaking my mind and so I had to read and check that bitch.
by mynameizphil December 29, 2016
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Check's in the mail

A mocking neg used in sports/ games against an opponent that just made an unforced error that greatly helped you or your team.

The phrase suggests that the error was actually intentional and they were attempting to "take a dive" to receive payment.
In Sports (Baseball):
*Thrown ball tips off of first basemen's glove and flies off into foul territory*

Runner as they round first heading for second: "Check's in the mail!"

Video Game (Any MOBA)
*Opponent uses an ability to grab and pull you away from a deadly situation, allowing you to use a movement ability to escape there after*

All Chat: "Check's in the mail!"
by The_Post_Man March 19, 2021
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bro-checked

1. (Verb) When a classic 'Bro' archetype clips you in a bar/party setting and keeps on walking. Similar to the way checking is used in hockey.

2. (Verb) A hard shoulder check used to tell strangers that you're an alpha-male.
e.g.; "Hey Betty, did you see that? The huge meat-heat over at the end of the bar bro-checked Thomas as he was walking by. What a douche, Thomas spilled his beer all over himself and the guy didn't even turn around to say sorry. Well, at least that guy looked good doing it in his rhinestone bedazeled dragon themed Affliction extra-medium T-shirt."
by ChrisBru September 27, 2013
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Body check

When you get hit so hard it knocks the wind out of you
by ULTRASUPERBATMAN420 September 15, 2023
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Scrote Check

1. Any place where whipped males check in their sex organs before being dragged into a romantic comedy, ie. "When Harry Met Sally", "You've Got Mail", "Hope Floats", "Made of Honor", etc. by their clingy girlfriends. 2. A coat check for testicles.
Dude: Stacy and I have tickets to an advance screening of the "Sex and the City" movie.

Friend: Wow. That's gonna hurt.

Dude: Not to worry. They have a scrote check at the theater so my balls won't go numb.
by JKooks May 12, 2008
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meat checking

When a love interest or significant other calls you constantly to make sure you aren't cheating on her.
My girlfriend calls me 7 times a day. She doesn't love me that much, she's just meat checking.
by 239 king April 10, 2018
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pube check

A check with pubic hairs taped or glued to it. Used to pay a bogus debt or for sore losers who lose a bet.
I sent in a nice hairy pube check today to pay that speeding ticket.
by SexualHarassment Paaaanda March 01, 2011
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