naked bird

(n) a smooth, shaved man bag and surrounding area. Can be found often pecking at a naked nest.

1. "Dude, did you see Chris shaved his balls? He's got a naked bird"

2. My naked bird was digging through that bitch's naked nest shortly before it spat all over it.

by CyberUrban April 13, 2005

the birds and the bees

Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.

Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

dirty bird

A nickname for Wild Turkey bourbon. At 101 proof, it's mechanism of action on panties is akin to a crowbar.

I got so wasted on dirty bird last night that I banged a fatty...yee haw!

by SethN June 1, 2006

bird retard

someone who owns a bird, is apart of the lgbtq community, refers t o them self as a neurodivergent, has more discord friends then real friends, and has band kid humor. which is unfortunately like 50% of the bird community

person 1- Alex is such a bird retard

person 2- fax

by CoolAlex2021 May 7, 2022

lu bird

n. the man of a party; the person at a party who actually makes the party

Dude Zeke, you are the Lu bird of this party.

by wisperdeuce June 11, 2006

Big Birding

The act of climbing on someone car, pulling down ones pants and taking a huge dump on the windshield.

Bob hates Tom so he ate wings and tacos, " time to go Big Birding", later that night he climb on top of Toms car and took a dump.

by Superurber October 14, 2012

bird feed

To drink from a mini-keg as one friend suspends it in the air.

Pick up that keg and bird feed me!

by nivek1990 November 22, 2009