kookoo bananas

A term used to define a person, situation or emotion that is particularly fucking crazy, insane, weird, etc.

"That butt naked bitch outside digging in the trash is kookoo bananas."

"The molly I took at the club last night had me feeling kookoo bananas!"
"My coworkers are all going kookoo bananas after 6pm rolls up but we don't get off till 7..."

by The Kookoo 5 September 12, 2019

Banana thoughts

The period of time when you're still awake, just about to fall asleep and your train of thought warps into the surreal.

"I was thinking about what I was going to have for breakfast tomorrow and just before I fell asleep I suddenly woke up from banana thoughts seeing myself eat cereal with lions wearing glasses"

by gden3367 January 10, 2012

Banana-Boner

When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.

Last night was so great, that I got a banana-boner.

by SE123 April 3, 2014

Banana Whammy

When a female inserts a banana into the rectum of a male while using the banana peel to jack him off until he cums into it. Then she "ripes" his ass with the peel.

I bought two bananas at the store, one for the split and the other to banana whammy you with after you take the trash out.

by traderblows24 May 29, 2016

Banana Vortex

The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen

My friends and I like to give each other banana vortexs.

by TheMoeyJaxter March 27, 2015

Banana slug

A yellow soft shell slug that has no scientific meaning nor purpose

That banana slug is awesome

Tatum looked on here cause I said banana slug

by Imtotallychildish February 2, 2019

hand banana

A rapist

Basil Bergblatstein is a notorious Hand Banana.

by EsotericSwiss April 20, 2018