Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.

Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.

by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021

Bake

When a Q-anon or other conspirator creates meaning from secret numbers, letters, or other clues found on the internet.

He dropped his phone and it tweeted the letter M, so the apes baked a theory that he was secretly telling them to buy more Gamestop stock.

by banana quiet July 16, 2024

Baked

When you’re sooooo tired that you can’t function at all.. so you it looks like you’re high but you’re just really tired

Damn you looked baked before u took that nap

by jálanos sinsizisns November 7, 2019

Baking

Baking is when butterflies smoke a spliff and get high with nayshawn

My butterfly was baking in the jacuzzi with nayshawn last year

by Baking September 2, 2022

bakes my mustard

That really bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese

by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021

boner bake

Royal Honey packet and chicken bake from Costco

Hey dude I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom

by Diddyman2013 February 19, 2025

Alaskan Salmon Bake

When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.

Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it

by Eagle80 September 3, 2025