beef curtains

the outer vaginal lips,(labia majora, labia minor).

So I hooked up with this chick the other night and when she got naked I saw the biggest set of beef curtains hanging down from her crotch.

by wildwilly75 August 20, 2010

Beef Pants

Common misinterpretation of the chant "defense!" often heard at American football games.

Why is everyone yelling beef pants?

by Mel4000 January 3, 2011

Beef Weak

1. Someone who's just utterly pathetic, bit of a moron.
2. Used in context do describe a mate saying how silly they are in a joking way.

See also wasteman and noob

Emmie: Hey you two guess what?
Tanya: What?
Dan: What
Emmie: BEEF WEAKSS!

by DanJn_n November 2, 2010

beef conditioned

the act of one breaking wind in front of a cooling or heating device that allows air to circulate within a small living space.

Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless

by nishi06 July 12, 2011

Beef Stew'd

When someone known to brew up the worst farts known to mankind puts their ass in another persons face and lets "one" go.

After Brian passed out on the floor he was beef Stew'd by Johnny.

by 1PrettyLittleLibra July 14, 2015

beef-wit

Beef-wit (n.) a slow or stupid person, one lacking in sophisticated thought and expression.

Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.

The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1

by Linguistic June 2, 2016

Beef Jerky

a meat rasin

did you know beef jerky is just a meat rasin?

by meat_rasin_lmao February 12, 2017