an asian looking guy with a small ass dick and its bipolar as fuck and he is always depressed and is always jealous, he can be abusive sometimes, and unloyal, a lil bitch, but writes u the cutest things ever that dont mean shit BUTTTTTT his parents are the sweetest ever and take u to everything and even if u break there sons heart they still call and invite u to hella shit
by queenmami July 20, 2016
Get the mike curtismug. does not get up on a friday. definitely bats for both sides. his idea of a great night out is saturday night bingo.
by big boobs anonymous April 19, 2018
Get the Mike Selisnymug. Probably the greatest sandwich shop in flushing queens, new york. It is not really named "Mike's Deli", but most know it as that. It is run by a humble asian couple with a stoner son who sits behind the counter blazed out of his mind, but his parents are really nice. The real talent is in mike himself whos sandwiches are works of God. If one may be so lucky as to find this place on Northern Boulevard in Flushing, consider yourself lucky. I can assure you you will not find a better sandwich.
by thatflushingkid April 14, 2013
Get the Mike's Delimug. Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.
by UrbanWhisperer June 10, 2022
Get the Mailman Mikemug. 
by guy in a tree January 18, 2012
Get the mike the jewmug. A version of Mike the Fox created by Glitch99 AKA SonicTale_21 on the indie site Gamejolt, and game creation site Scratch. Glitch Mike has many powers and is mainly spawned from either mike dying in some way, or the code around him or his own code gets corrupted. Powers include: Dragon Ball Type Moves, Flight, Extreme strength and speed, and Appearance manipulation (Can and cannot be controlled).
by JukoDuko June 18, 2021
Get the Glitch Mikemug.