jerk battle

A duel of 2 people, where the 2 people both jerk off like crazy into one of them busts. The first person to bust looses.

“Hey toddler! Wanna have a jerk battle?”

“Hah! You busted first! I’m the jerk battle champ!”

by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025

Fart battle

Something likes rap battle but instead you dont rap but you fart and instead od competing with rapers you Are competing with fartmaxxers

Whats up my nigga wanna have a fart battle

by freakyrizzlertonda May 24, 2025

Is that the battle pass?

I think that's the battle pass! That's definitely the battle pass. I'm pretty sure that's the battle pass. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! ... Google, show me this guy's balls. ... WOAH!

You could say Is that the battle pass? either while viewing the battle pass, and wondering if it is indeed truly the battle pass.

by Sebastian Solace May 29, 2025

8/9/10 Battle

A form of competitive gooning, edging, or mutual masterbation between 2 competitors. The rules are generally as follows: Each player starts with a pool of hit points. Then a category is chosen. The athletes then take turns sending one another material, usually images that match the category with the intent of sexually arousing their opponent. The opponent then rates the image on a scale of 1-10 in terms of how much the image sexually arouses them. The number the gooner rates the image is subtracted from the gooner's overall hit points. Both competitors must be edging the whole time. If one of these athletes rates an image either an 8, 9, or 10, in addition to losing the hit points, the gooner is punished typically in the form of a publicly humiliating act, usually in a dedicated humiliation punishment discord channel. The battle ends when someone either runs out of hit points, or is brought to premature orgasm, and the loser is subject to a particularly bad humiliation punishment agreed to at the beginning of the 8/9/10 battle. The 8/9/10 battle requires honesty about your arousal and due to the fear of lying, alternate rules that include a third party judge to rate the images can be used.

Hey Greg, I challenge you to an 8/9/10 battle, the category is frames from the Ghostbusters franchise.

by OldF4therTime May 30, 2025

Chess Battle Advanced

Used when you have nothing to say or have no response to what someone else has said.

Person 1: Did you know it takes 11 octillion ants to pick up Nebraska?
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced

by Crash_1 April 14, 2024

Battle Of Yultong

The Battle between 900 Filipino Soldiers Vs. 40,000 Chinese Soldiers

Bro Forgot About the Battle of Yultong.

by Sigmabuy233 April 15, 2024

Battle of the Bulge

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.

She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!

by istvq April 29, 2024