Basshole

A word used in anger by a 4 year old who is dumber than a box of rocks and has a speech impediment meaning to be an insult against an authority figure.

Give me that toy now you stupid basshole! I hate you. You're a basshole!

by stupidbasshole July 24, 2020

Practicing the Bassoon

1. Going into the back room under the pretense of practicing the bassoon. However, the perpetrator proceeds to smoke the devil's lettuce, usually using the bassoon as a bong.

2. A euphemism for smoking pot.

Taylor: What were you doing back there?

Ben: Just practicing the bassoon.

Taylor: Oh. Gotcha ;)

by Mr. Stanturf September 10, 2011

Basshunter

Awesome DJ from Sweden. Started making music with the program Fruity Loops and is a computer nerd.

"Yo did you hear that song Boten Anna from Basshunter?"

"Yeah that song pwns!"

by Bass In Your Face d[-_-]b March 18, 2009

Bassist

1) A musician who plays the bass guitar (or bass); the long version is a bass guitarist.

And apparently...
2) A person who hates bass or bass guitarist (combining a word such as "racist" to "bass")
Although, that gets extremely and ironically confusing.

~ "Oh my god! That bassist is fighting the bassist!"
- "Uh, what? You mean that two bass players are hitting each other?"
~ "No! It started when a bassist in the audience was talking down the bassist on the stage."
- "Why?"
~ "Because that bassist insulted that bassist for being a bassist, what a bassist wouldnormally do."
- "(?_?)............... okay..."

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 29, 2007

The bassist theory

Almost always the bassist is the hottest guy in the band.

I love Paul Simonon.

Well duh, he's the bassist.

Oh yeah, the bassist theory.

by Me April 1, 2005

bassam

bassam
A lebanese youth who probably has had sexual intercourse with your: Mother,aunt,grandmother,g irlfriend,best friend who happens to be a girl,the girl next door,your favourite porno star, sister, 1st 2nd 3rd 4th ect female cousin(s). Will pwn you in goalie.

Bassam: AY BITCH TIE MY SHOES
Bitch1#: Okayyy
Bitch2#: HEY fuck off i wanna tie his shoes
Bitch3#: If I can't have him no one can KABOOM!
Andrea: SHIT SHIT I'd better pick up his remains to put in my shrine

by Yoyboy December 6, 2007

Bassrape

Too have such intense bass that you experience mindrape (but in a good way).

Dude that new Pendulum track is bassrape to my mind.

by DubBassRapist January 26, 2011