Baked

When a man snorts crushed smarties so hard that he can't process stuff.

Damn, he's so baked right now that he can get running headshots in valorant.

by GHETTOS June 15, 2021

baked

high

"bro im baked"

by franks #1 buyer February 12, 2023

Bake some cheetos

Code name for smoking weed when you don't wanna get caught in a public place

EX: School, Work...Etc.

Bake some cheetos

by FuckLife32 June 15, 2011

Baking the Piss

Another way of saying Taking the Mickey. This time, there's no Disney twist. Sorry malwarebytes!

Rosechu, stop Baking the Piss!

by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

easy-bake oven

a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.

"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"

"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."

by im at school right now January 12, 2023

baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.

Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.

by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016