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Alabama Iced Tea

Alabama iced tea is filtered diarrhea (to remove the chunks to later be used as Alabama Hot Chocolate) served in a glass with ice. Urine is added when asked for lemon iced tea.
"Here's that iced tea you asked for."
"Thanks... hey is this an Alabama Iced tea? It smells like diarrhea!"
by Fl1pzomg August 25, 2008
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alabama

A state known for its hick population, football, and the majority of the world's inbreeding.

Here football, overalls, and sleeping with your sister are all big.
Welcome to Alabama!

Here incest is illegal, but that don't stop anyone!

Come. Make yourself at home.
by <<ryan>> January 16, 2008
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alamort

Confounded, struck dumb, unable to say or do anything
I was alamort when de booley dog pinched me.
by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005
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Alabama Thunderpussy

The greatest Southern Metal band of all time, next to Every Time I Die. With A name like that, you'll have to love them.
Guy 1: "Hey have you heard Alabama Thunderpussy's new CD?"
Guy 2: "Of course! It makes me want to give my girlfriend a Paul Bunyan Flapjack!"
by Coleno! 3750 December 27, 2011
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alabama bugle horn

When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.
Last night I met this hoe in Alabama and gave her an Alabama bugle horn!!
by Skinny Penis June 6, 2016
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Alabama chainsaw

Taking a fully revved chainsaw and sticking it in someones ass after you cum in it.
God my ass is sore!
What did you do an Alabama Chainsaw?
by Clitourusrex September 12, 2016
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Alabama Hamburger Style

1. Someone lays on the floor(bottom bun)

2. You puke on the person who is laying down(The lettuce)

3. Then someone lays on top of the person meanwhile the person laying down inserts the penis in the anus.(That's the hamburger)

4. Then the women smear's her own menstrual blood all over the body; therefore, when she lays down the penis will insert her bloody vagina(That's the ketchup)

5. Nevertheless, the dude lays on top of the women and proceeds to stick his monstrosity of a penis into her anus(Top bun)

6. Their you go; you have completed the "Alabama Hamburger Style"
Thomas: Man, Jeffery when I put my penis in your ass last night my penis felt sooo warm and tender.

Jeffery: Thomas when you stuck your humongous cock in my ass man(said it aggressive) I couldn't stop moaning.

April: Jeffery you made me moan soo hard that my parents woke up.

Johnny: Aye, what'a bout my awesome puke that I did, and also April when I hit it from behind it felt good.

Requis: What y'all talking about?

Everyone(except Requis): We did the "Alabama Hamburger Style" last night.
by Pyramid titties April 9, 2019
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